Firecrackers at Burger King!

One night after the wrestling matches were over in Orlando, Florida, my road partner Bill Alfonso and I stopped at a Burger King to grab a bite for the road before we headed back to Tampa. 

As we usually traveled with a full car, there were two other wrestlers with us, whose names escape me at the moment.

As usual, we had consumed several beers after the matches and were feeling no pain.

Because this Burger King was near Disney World, it was packed with customers, even late on a Sunday night.

Before we ordered, Fonzie and I went to the restroom to wash our hands. More than likely, Fonzie suckered me into going into the restroom. Fonzie washed his hands first, then walked out of the restroom ahead of me. 

I finished washing my hands and started to exit the restroom, when just as I opened the door I was met by a barrage of explosions.

Fonzie had lit an entire package of firecrackers (not just one), and dropped it in front of the door where I was going to walk out!

As the firecrackers exploded around me, the manager whirled around the corner - not knowing what was going on - looking at me accusingly.

Unfortunately, I just burst out laughing and could not control myself: I was laughing so hard! 

I managed to tell him that it wasn't me; someone else had thrown the firecrackers.

I think he realized that I was the innocent victim of this very imaginative rib.

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